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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7500 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4433 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
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