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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9875 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3059 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
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