CraftyMomFatShameNoKids | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ores Mined:	6232
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Xp smp

Economy, Survival

Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Boukeys McMMO

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mustardrealms

Casual, Multiplayer Survival, PvP

Server Information

Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

Server Features:

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The BDGCraft

Creative, KitPvP

Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Magic voxels

Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Ranks, Economy, Friendly, No Grief, Pve Survival, Small

Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

Who we are:

We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

Why we are different:

We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

So:

If you’re looking for;

A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

You’ve found it!

play.dbdmc.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SimAlley Sheepies

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AssassinPvP

KitPvP

IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Miracle mc skyblock

Skyblock

MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChillMines

Mini Games, Prison

CHILLMINES

OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8413	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Breakdown Servers

Economy, Pixelmon

Welcome to Breakdown Servers.

We support the following mods on all of our servers!

Pixelmon CustomNPCs

Come join Breakdown Servers to have a time like no other! You won’t regret it!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Koolsurvival

Adventure, Chill, Discord, Friendly staff, Slimefun, Survival

This server is an extension to the KoolFreedom FreeOP Minecraft server.

This was the original server back in the day before it was a FreeOP server, this server was also at one point going to be a semi-anarchy server, but that never was going to work out because it would be chaos.

This is just your basic survival server, nothing too special. IF YOU DO BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON, SOMEONE WITH CREATIVE MODE WILL RE-SPAWN IT. Withers are enabled, all the fun stuff is there for everyone to enjoy.

The IP to the server is s.koolfreedom.eu.org

Enjoy your time, if you do join!!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1824

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftGamez

Economy, PvP, Survival

From CityBuild to BedWars, we offer a lot of building and playing fun on our network. Join today and enter /vote on CityBuild 1 to receive a “vote box”. (there are mega jackpots!)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RGS Union Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Small anarchy survival server with no rules. Hacks, cheats, anything is allowed. Ranks would be added in the future if player count increases. Feel free to join if interested. Version 1.8-1.15.x support.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Infiniplains

Welcome to InfiniPlains! (not actually infinite)

Here you can enjoy vanilla survival Minecraft with your friends! Our server does not have official rules but please use common sense while playing! Have fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.