CraftyMomFatShameNoKids | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5291
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4583	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	1888	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3413	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	870	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Farms Harvested:	790	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5935	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ores Mined:	8756	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Farms Harvested:	181
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	1860
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.