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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 334 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!