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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7075 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 3264 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!