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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 7
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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