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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
Void Gems Collected: 39 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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