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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Void Gems Collected: 21
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dimension Hops: 14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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