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Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	136
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	74
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4069	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5548	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Items Found:	7272
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HezboSmashCraft

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	8382	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4441
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchantments Applied:	77	Towns Built:	1
Ores Mined:	6075	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25