so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 6359 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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