CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

ANONYMOUS, Bang, CraftyMcCraftFace, Crime Scene, Dangerous, Dark, detective, Evidence, gunshot, illegal, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 269636980, Police, smp, SUSPECT, Suspense, Thriller, unidentified, weapon

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7313
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1627
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9358	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	15

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7150	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	3874
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	1907	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	552	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.