CraftyManJoy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

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IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	863868	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

Assistance, basic life tasks, Boundaries, burden, care, Challenges, COMPLICATED, consideration, CraftyCrip, disabled friend, Favors, friendship, Helping, INDEPENDENCE, INTIMATE, Minecraft, physical disability, responsibilities, Server, Struggle, Support, wheelchair

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	159944	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4595
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

balanced blood sugar, better skin, better sleep, changes noticed, health benefits, healthier habits., improved digestion, improved energy, improved mood, increased focus, lifestyle changes, long term benefits, mental clarity, Minecraft, People who quit sugar, reduced cravings, reduced inflammation, smp, sugar detox, sugar-free lifestyle, SugarFreeSMP, SWEET, weight loss

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, phobias, unrealistic fear

Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.

Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!

So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pastoral Drive Jams

audio technology, chamber music, classical music, country drives, countryside, cultural experiences, DRIVE, historical music, instrumental music, Jams, live performances, music appreciation, music history, nature sounds, outdoor concerts, Outdoor events, pastoral, Pastoral scenes, peaceful melodies, relaxation music, rural settings, sound recording, traditional music

Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3