so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever. we don’t care if you’re a total noob or a pro, as long as you’re cool. but like, looks are super important. if you’re not rocking that diamond armor and swaggy skins, then like, bye felicia.

we got crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where you ride on pigs and battle it out with eggs. and don’t even get me started on our epic parkour courses that will make you rage quit and cry for your momma.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes? yeah, it’s lit.

so if you wanna join the most lit server in all of Minecraft land, where personality matters but looks is the basic qualification, then like, come join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
Astral Projections Made: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

    Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 158 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 257

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

    Creeper Cologne Catastrophe
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

    Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

    So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7751
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

    Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

    Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

    Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

    Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blockheads Gone Wild

    Blockheads Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

    Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

    So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

    Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown
    Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

    And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

    But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

    So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

    Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2659 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

    FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

    Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

    Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8959 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 141 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Endermen’s Fashion Show

    The Endermen’s Fashion Show
    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

    White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7021 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
    Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

    VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

    Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

    So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

    Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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