CraftyLifeLessons | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	202	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	123	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6574	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Farms Harvested:	931
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	629	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fabled Horizons

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We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Anime DLE

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Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Laughing Minecraft Server

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Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dad’sDineTime

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

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Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5127
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCompanions

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.