Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Void Gems Collected: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 414

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Crops Grown: 2065
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 5911
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 145
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Animals Bred: 110

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Crops Grown: 7739
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Towns Built: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 2855
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9383 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 281

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 708 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Animals Bred: 86 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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