CraftyLiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SisterHIPPACraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CatFactsMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

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lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyLungs BeGone

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.