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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4806 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6938 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH
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