come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 New Chunks Explored: 205578
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Runes Activated: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Falling into the Void: 2 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 618666 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9767 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 193 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3099

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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