so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Potions Brewed: 99
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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