so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Ores Mined: 6880 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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