so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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