LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Dragon Scales Harvested: 447 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Emeralds Found: 7655

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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