LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Dragons Tamed: 6
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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