CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8688
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	4192	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	4106	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	792
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Potions Brewed:	91
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	253	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6249
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7854
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	59	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5525	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Buildings Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8581	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9959	Crops Grown:	2944
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crops Grown:	4454	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3