Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8483 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 198 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Animals Bred: 110
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 198
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Potions Brewed: 135
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Magic Items Found: 5245

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Runes Activated: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 263
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 157 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

    Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

    Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

    Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ores Mined: 7636 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MemeCraft – #1 Server

    MemeCraft – #1 Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player in all of Minecraft and built a castle made entirely of gold blocks. Legend has it that their riches are still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest enchanted items and the most powerful bosses you’ve ever seen. Defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch or tame a giant slime as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀💥

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Fandom Funhouse

    Blocky Fandom Funhouse
    Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

    Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

    So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Zombie Dances: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8905 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

    CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!
    But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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