So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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