So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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