CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Come join Felis & Fable for the purrfectly fun adventure! Noobs welcome! 🐱✨

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Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

Protected Homes	Stake your claims with a golden shovel. Earn claim clocks or purchase more to set teleports to up to 10 different homes.
Keep Inventory	Don’t lose your stuff!
Server-Wide Warps	Set up to 10 warps to your shops, homes, or notable locations to share with others.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get on our whitelist. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

Do I need to use resource packs and mods?

For the best experience and to see the server as intended, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods. However, they are not required to play on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so wacky that you’ll find yourself questioning reality as you navigate through it. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering – it’s known to make players break out into spontaneous dance parties!

2. The Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is a wild ride where you never know who (or what) you’ll encounter. From dancing llamas to singing creepers, this railway line will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in the chaos).

3. Our Target Extraction missions are like no other. Ever wanted to battle a giant octopus with a laser beam attached to its head? Well, now’s your chance! Join the fight against the ID & E.G.O known as [Ryoshu] and prepare for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft career.

So, what are you waiting for? Download our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. See you in the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lost Euro Memories Minecraft SMP

adoption, consequences, Currency, economic impact, EURO, Europe, european union, Financial Stability, Globalization, History, Identity, integration, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, monetary policy, Nostalgia, Politics, regret, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, Unity

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the villagers and the pillagers as they fight for control of the server. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the adoption of the Euro by Europe – let’s just say it involves secret underground bunkers and a plot to turn all the diamonds into emeralds. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wondered what’s lurking under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll find out! We have a secret underground base filled with mythical creatures, treasure chests, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Join us if you dare to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath your bed…and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InsomniaCraft

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Join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is so exciting and addictive, you’ll never want to sleep again. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Our moderators are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your fun. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to sleep forever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Imperionis

alliances, Armies, borders, command, Conquer, conqueror, Defeat, Discord, Earth, Europe, historical, History, leader, military conflicts, napoleonic wars, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Towny, Victory, War

INTRODUCING IMPERIONIS

The year is 1803, and Europe is on the brink of monumental change. The Napoleonic Wars have erupted, plunging the European continent into a series of intense military conflicts that will reshape nations and redefine borders. With over 40+ Historically Accurate Nations to choose from, you have the ability to reshape history. Step into the roles of leaders from this pivotal era, navigating complex alliances, managing resources, and leading armies to victory or defeat. As the fate of Europe hangs in the balance, will you emerge as a conqueror or be swept away by the tides of war? The stage is set and history awaits your command.

NOTE: Not released yet, join Discord for more information!

Join discord: https://discord.gg/edBrmMpAqJ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nasty SMP

1.21.1, age-friendly, application, Community, Discord, Events, Griefing, HACKING, ingame name, java, Lax, Minecraft, Nasty, Players, Plugins, rules, semi-active, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Nasty SMP is a new 1.21.1 Minecraft sever. It is a whitelisted java server looking for new semi-active members to join in order to grow the community.

The server is mostly vanilla with a couple quality of life plugins to make traveling easier. The server is mostly run by the players who it change by natural ingame events or polls run in the discord.

If your interested in joining the server first click the link bellow and join the discord, than fill out a short application and finally tell us your ingame name.

We accept all ages and are pretty lax on the the rules for the most part except when it comes to hacking (xray, crystal aura, etc), hardcore griefing (if both players agree to do something than its fine), along with some other things illustrated in the discord.

Thank you for reading this, and we look forward to hearing from you soon!

https://discord.gg/gUTy4K2DjW

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Join Blue Horizon MC for a wave of fun with custom tools, epic spawners, and more surprises!🌊

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Blue Horizon Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Dynamic Survival Experience	Enjoy Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Access Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, and more.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly rotating Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade in shops, create your own shop, and participate in the server’s economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with unique perks and rewards for progression.

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server FAQ

What is Blue Horizon?

Blue Horizon is a vibrant SMP Minecraft server that offers a dynamic survival experience with custom features and content.

When was Blue Horizon launched?

Blue Horizon was launched in August of 2024.

What features does Blue Horizon offer?

Blue Horizon offers Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Custom items/tools/armors, Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crate Rewards, Player-Driven Economy, and In-Game Ranks.

How can I join Blue Horizon?

You can join Blue Horizon by visiting their website at https://blue-horizon.tebex.io/ or through their Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net.

Is there a Blue Horizon Discord server?

Yes, Blue Horizon has a Discord server. You can join it at https://discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because La Familia is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server and become part of the craziest family in the Minecraft world. We have llama rodeos every Saturday, where you can show off your mad llama riding skills and compete for the title of Llama King or Queen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our weekly treasure hunts where you can search for hidden loot in the depths of our custom-made dungeons. Just watch out for the evil Potato King who guards the most valuable treasures with his army of killer potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join La Familia today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cried Today Minecraft SMP – Oshi Loss Feels

Closure, COMEBACK, coping, cried, crying, emotional, Fan, feelings, Feels, Graduation, healing, HEARTBREAK, Idol, idol culture, losing oshi, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, Oshi, Recovery, Sadness, smp, Support, Termination, Today

Are you tired of losing your Minecraft oshi? Do you find yourself shedding tears over your terminated oshis? Well, fear not, because on our server, oshis never truly leave you! Join us and experience the magical resurrection of your oshi in the most unexpected ways. From oshis returning as powerful bosses to guiding you through epic quests, our server is truly a haven for all oshi enthusiasts. So come on, join us and never worry about losing your oshi again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MethHeadMansion Minecraft Server

9mm, big boy voice, criminal trespassing, Demon, firm boundaries, high school, Junkie, meth head, methamphetamine, MethHeadMansion, Minecraft, neighbor, no trespassing, peace and quiet, private property, rural living, Server, trespassing, wildlife

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama and excitement? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with unwanted visitors like Methany! Our server is so exclusive, even half of our own family doesn’t know where it is located.

But don’t worry, we have a strict ‘No Trespassing’ policy just like in real life. You can practice your big boy voice and assert your dominance just like the OP did with Methany. Who knows, maybe you’ll encounter your own demon-possessed intruder looking for a hangout spot!

Join now for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you see someone lurking outside your virtual window, grab your virtual 9mm and show them who’s boss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	592792	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like in real life, we value open communication among players to avoid any unexpected surprises like the ones this player experienced with their ex and stepmom. Join us and never worry about someone buying a diamond sword for you without your knowledge again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can control every aspect of your adventure. No more unexpected receipts for items you didn’t even know existed – unless, of course, you want to surprise your friends with a secret gift!

So come on and join us, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored. And remember, always communicate with your fellow players before making any big decisions – unless you want to end up like this poor player, left wondering if they should just pay for the ticket. Trust us, it’s much more fun to plan your adventures together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HorrorFlicksSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate horror movie experience! Our server is so spooky, it’ll make you scream louder than a banshee on Halloween night. We have jump scares around every corner, creepy mobs that will haunt your dreams, and a haunted mansion that is rumored to be cursed by a vengeful ghost. So if you’re brave enough to face your fears and survive the night, come join us – if you dare!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TimeTravelCraft

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be transported back in time to when you were just a wee little blocky player. But here’s the twist – you get to send a message to your past self 10 years ago! Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you’re about to get? Or maybe give yourself some stock tips to become a Minecraft millionaire? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes in this crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Saharan Dust Oceanic Iron Fun

atmospheric transport, Biodiversity, dust, dust particles, ecological balance, ecosystem, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Fun, Iron, iron deposition, iron transport, long distance transport, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine food chain, microscopic organisms, nutrient cycling, nutrient enrichment, ocean currents, Oceanic, oceanic life, Saharan, Saharan dust, THRIVING

come join our server, where the ocean is poppin’ thanks to some saharan dust travelin’ mad far to bring iron to all the sea creatures! like, who knew dust could be so helpful, right? dive in and see all the crazy sea life partyin’ it up thanks to this magical dust. it’s like a rave under the sea, but with more iron and less glow sticks. come get your swim on and explore the depths of our server, where the ocean is always lit thanks to some dusty magic.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!