Looking for a vacation destination that will make your in-laws go bonkers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family had planned a luxurious vacation at a fancy hotel, only to have your in-laws swoop in and book the same week without telling you. Talk about a plot twist! Now they’re stuck with a hefty cancellation fee and are refusing to go without you. Can you say awkward family dynamics?

But wait, there’s more! Your husband wants to reimburse them, but you’re all about tough love. Let them learn their lesson, right? Who needs a peaceful family vacation when you can have a chaotic adventure on our server instead?

Join now and experience the drama, the guilt-tripping, and the never-ending family feuds that come with every decision you make. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

    Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4752 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

    SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

    But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7047 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Chimeras Created: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Farms Harvested: 249 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6468
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 741911 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 674 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 185 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 New Chunks Explored: 629999
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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