CraftyInLawVacayOops | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that will make your in-laws go bonkers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family had planned a luxurious vacation at a fancy hotel, only to have your in-laws swoop in and book the same week without telling you. Talk about a plot twist! Now they’re stuck with a hefty cancellation fee and are refusing to go without you. Can you say awkward family dynamics?

But wait, there’s more! Your husband wants to reimburse them, but you’re all about tough love. Let them learn their lesson, right? Who needs a peaceful family vacation when you can have a chaotic adventure on our server instead?

Join now and experience the drama, the guilt-tripping, and the never-ending family feuds that come with every decision you make. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	2731	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Alien Abductions:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2526	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	7023
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Animals Bred:	103

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GraduationCraft: No Speech Edits for You!

classmate request, Dismissive, edits, Empathy, graduation ceremony, graduation speech, GraduationCraft, high school, hijack, inspiration, Journey, mental health, original speech, pandemic, resilience, Selfishness, sensitivity, Speech, speech delivery, spotlight, Struggles, Understanding

Are you tired of classmates trying to steal your spotlight at important events? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual stage to shine on! No more drama, just fun and games in a world where you make the rules.

Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.

Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PathDecider Minecraft SMP

Decision making, determination, fear, goal-setting, intuition, Journey, life choices, Life decisions, mindfulness, Minecraft, PathDecider, pathfinding, perseverance, personal growth, Priorities, risk assessment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, uncertainty, VALUES

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which path to take? Look no further, because our SMP is here to guide you on the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!

So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
New Chunks Explored:	656610	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MinecraftManiacs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	4799	Emeralds Found:	7208

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.