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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8044 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
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