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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 146 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
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