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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3141 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 255 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
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