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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 342 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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