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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7932 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 233 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!