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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3688 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Votes: | 1468 |
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