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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1723 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 187 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
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