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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3674 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 911 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 289 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!