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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 880 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4454 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7732 |
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