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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 164 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3431 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
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