CraftyFails: WorstBuy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4073	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	97	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Towns Built:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4608
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	3065	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	356671
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	8745	Ores Mined:	3661
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	100/300	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7