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YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3381	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Emeralds Found:	7105	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Buildings Constructed:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	5817
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7