CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	525	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	438990

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crops Grown:	3711
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	630	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!