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RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Acai Looks Like Noob

Acai, Amazon, Antioxidant, berry, Boost, Bowl, DELICIOUS, ENERGY, Exotic, healthy, immune system, long tail tag, noob, Nutritious, organic, pronunciation, smoothie, Superfood, syllables, Tropical, vitamin-rich, weight loss

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	282

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

active community, Afk, awesome builds, Battles, Build Competitions, Community, compete, Diamond Economy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, GEMSTONES, LuckyGem, Mature, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, player-built, responsive staff, Server Information, Shiny, smp, stall, trusted community, Uhc, vision, Voicechat, WEEKLY, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2330	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	78

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
New Chunks Explored:	394836	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	5877	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchantments Applied:	272	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.