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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5121 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9984 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
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Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!