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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9471 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 296 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!
oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.
so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?
