so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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