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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Astral Projections Made: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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