come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1725
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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